July Update

Nothing much to update this month except that the Mister cerebrated his BIRTHDAY!!!!  He is now 1 year older and his body definitely has been rebelling against him. We went for a run and while I scolded him for not stretching, he would replied in a matter of fact tone  'I never have to stretch'. 
......a few hours later....... He can barely walk because he strained his left butt cheek- YES HIS LEFT BUTTOCK.
...the next day... he accidentally cut himself in the hand.
...a week later... twisted his ankle at work
...the month before... broke his hand

I think I have met my match because I have never met anyone as clumsy as I, either that or someone has cursed him using a voodoo doll. 
Anywho.....
I can't believe I have less than a month until school starts again. I was trying to document a lot of the stuff we say to each other because he just cracks me up! It will give me a chance to look back on it while I am stressing over exams. 


While watching a 'Kendra On Top' in Miami episode: Mister: oh hey!!! We went to that club!!!! ( pointing excitedly) ..me ignoring him.. Mister: HEY!!! WE WENT TO THAT CLUB!!!! ( giving me the pay attention to me voice) ...me giving him the evil eye... Marley: um when did we go to Miami together??  Mister:( gives me an oh crap look) ...me eye rolling...
Because I make such a mess: Mister:  I can't wait to do a full cleaning of this house. It will be so orgasmic. 
Arguing about his and mines: Mister: When you talk to your friends, it's OUR porch. But when it comes down to cleaning it, it's MY porch?!?!?!

When we go out:

Marley: Do I look like a grandma? Mister: ...... { walks away} XOXO, Marley